Dave Barry's annual Christmas list...
# Educational sperm snow globe
# Poop box
# Jerky pistol
# Nose shower-gel dispenser
# Metal-detecting sandals
# Whoppair boxing gloves
# NFL Garden Gnome
# Beer pager
# Stink-finder ultraviolet light
# Golf club drink dispenser
# Wine glass holder necklace (set of two)
There are links to each item so you can read all about these wonderful gift suggestions.
Now, on to a certain couple in Florida having some domestic troubles... No, not that couple...
Woman attacks boyfriend with a raw steak.
Yeah, I'm not working too hard today on the blog. Or on anything else. Golf this afternoon so I try not to do anything more than relax beforehand. Of course, I do that every day anyway but that's not the point.
Speaking of golf, I have to toss in the obligatory Tiger comments.
I will toss in Tiger joke (from SNL, I am told)...
Newsflash: Tiger hits tree and 11 women fall out.
(yeah, the count is up to 11 now)
I am no prude but... Why get married if you are going to cheat? What is the point, folks?
I do not understand this... there is no "conquest" involved, no challenge. These women throw themselves at celebrities. Succumbing to temptation doesn't exactly come across as "manly" to me (maybe that's just me) and that temptation was there long before he and Elin married so as Jay Leno asked Hugh Grant "What the Hell [was he] thinking?"
A Night Unremembered
7 years ago