New Adages...

... more suited to our modern age:

He who loses his smartphone is lost.

A picture is worth a thousand words, or possibly a bunch of bucks if it is the topless pic of the ex-girlfriend.

No man is an island... as long as he has a cell phone.

A leopard cannot change his spots... without PhotoShop.

A penny saved is a penny earned and worth even less than that.

An ounce of prevention is way too expensive.

The sins of the father will cost him big in the divorce.

Do not bring a knife to a gunfight... bring a grenade instead.

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you... and then tweet it to your followers.

Don't get mad, spread vile rumors.

If you think there are no dumb questions, you have never worked in tech support.

Home is where your cell phone rings.