Can I have one, huh? Can I?

Lenovo unveils touch-screen table

I want one. It doesn't matter that I have no place to put it or that I might have to build a coffee table style frame to place it in, I want one. It doesn't matter that it won't do anything my current desktop and laptop can do, I want one.

Does that make me a bad person? Or maybe a robotic consumer?

I don't care... I want one.